I’m waiting for the Hawkhawk, the Jeep for falconry enthusiasts.

I would post 500 times
And I would post 500 more
Just to be the thousandth man to post a joke
About Italian cars of yore.

That’s just who the Warriors are. They taunt, they bark and they complain incessantly. It’s the main reason I can’t stand them: they’ve gone the distance, but never act like they’ve been there.

In my advancing age, I’ve cut back on announcer criticism a great, great deal. I find ways to enjoy and respect most announcers.

Mark Jackson defended JR by citing Derek Harper’s brain fart in the 1984 playoffs. The only problem is that Harper didn’t brain fart every quarter.

You’re allowed to be moving if you have a proper defensive position. The announcers got it right, the former official got it right, the call on the floor was right, the review was wrong. Total nonsense

guys name is poop, dude. what do you expect?

I thought about nominating Guy Martin for about a second but as much as I kind of like him (and definitely respect), I also think he’s kind of a tool. He seems to just do whatever he wants and I can’t picture him working well in an ensemble.

*clap-clap-clap-clap*

I would be totally on board with that. I can imagine hilarious shouting matches between him and Chris Harris.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! He was genuinely great on the show. Rory should take over the lead role. Who to fill out the team with? Someone new that we don’t already know that gels with Chris and Rory.

There only one answer.... moreover, he loves fast cars:

If he finds himself stuck in second gear, then there’s always top gear.

It’s ok Matt. If you want to return... we’ll be there for you.

You missed an opportunity to type The Grand Snore and I will never forgive you.

If they could get Rowan Atkinson, Stephen Fry, and Hugh Laurie to host Top Gear it would really be something.

Shame. The new trio really did save the show after Evans tanked the fucking thing.

He was my favorite too, seemed like he was really having fun.

I loved the E28s and the E34s. I thought they were frankly brilliant in their styling. This took everything that I liked about those and just tossed it. About the only things they have in common are wheels, doors and the rondel on the nose.

My mechanic said he would punch me if I bought a 550i. Both of us have 540i wagons, so I’m not really maintenance averse and he said that the 550i is like all of the headaches of an M car without it actually being an M-car.