Then I got hammered the next day and forgot to put it away. Ice Cream cakes are bad.

Got hammered once and woke up with this in my freezer.

I thought the same thing. I’ve never felt older or poorer than I did when reading that line. My grade school had a “computer lab” full of these:

That’s not Crazy Taxi

Now no need to be so cynical. It’s just one small oversight.

Finally, Richard Sherman admits to pass interference.

At least for the last guy, sure.

He’s planning on retiring after the bowl game? based on every cop movie I’ve ever seen, this will not end well.

As if his hands could wrap all the way around a baby’s neck.

It is odd that a soccer writer demands resolution of every plot.

Nah.