Listen, a Hot Pockets breakfast gets the job done, and if you’re eating breakfast Hot Pockets, that’s really all you’re hoping for, isn’t it? You don’t need to be having some sort of revelatory, transcendent experience like you’d hope for in a brunch Hot Pocket. All you want is to quickly eat something familiar…

Have you considered writing 95 of these down and nailing them to the door of a church?

Since I am often cooking for one, the toaster oven is usually in use. Putting a plate on top of the toaster oven is a great way to warm it as well.  (I’ve even been known to put a ramekin of butter on top of the toaster oven to melt it when I want/need melted butter.)

This seems like a solution to a problem that did not really exist. You can already buy a custom amount of meat from a deli counter, so this is just more plastic waste if you want more than one sandwich’s worth.

I buy a pound at a time and portion it out into enough to make 2 sandwiches at a time and freeze it.  Works fine, just throw it in the fridge the day before you make sandwiches.

Okay, on a serious note:

Aren’t we trying to get rid of plastic waste?

Things I use that have standard removable batteries:

Things I use that have standard removable batteries:

You McLoving Fun

*Looks at headline photo*

Supercalifragilisticexpialadolphin.

This is inaccurate Emily. I was able to find the deal by searching for, “Google Play rental deals”, which led me to a link that allowed one user to rent one movie for 99 cents one time. Please verify your article or let us know the real deal. Thanks.

This is a picture of how you cook in a casserole dish or dutch oven, not how a wok is used. How does one stir or flip this mess? Go home, Lodge, you’re drunk.

This is a picture of how you cook in a casserole dish or dutch oven, not how a wok is used. How does one stir or…

The original Caesar dressing didn’t use anchovies anyway.

Now I sit back and wait for angry comments from people that didn’t read the article :)

my name is carl
and now’s the time
for me to make
a stupid rhyme

don’t leave a pizza
partial or whole
anywhere near me
when i smoke a bowl

Cho-lesterol
and spacious thighs
a heart attack, a-gain?

ham-burger meat and hot dogs too
more like a meat-filled plain

America! America!
God has abandoned thee
He’s left you naught
but sausage (a lot)
and cheese, yes.. processed cheese  

Did you add salt? People often undersalt things like this salt brings out flavor.