I guess you two can’t play anymore, but that’s a really sad thing to plan for. Man. Great, now I am thinking about my kids.

Seriously though, great question! Paul managed to keep up with me as we played, so he never died. Will let you know as soon as I can get an online session going and someone dies. 

Yeah, but Steve has great hair.  Billy’s just a fucking bell-end.

“This is something to remember. The people at Gamefreak who are working on this game are spending months and years of their lives developing this new Pokemon adventure. It’s okay to be disappointed or even a bit upset about the National Dex news. But don’t attack, harass or insult the people making this game. That…

If they dropped Godzilla in more comedies, would you learn about jokes?

The notion that Captain America has to personally redeliver the soul stone to Red Skull is really bizarre

Stephen, I think you should check out the Flip Grip: https://www.fangamer.com/products/flip-grip

It’s because of the metric system. They wouldn’t know what a dickwad is.

So many video games are disappointing nowadays. Everything has to have an open world with “so much to do!” it leads to too much complication, too many tutorials. So much time is spent on development making all of these systems, but they’re all somewhat janky because you can’t focus on making everything great, so being…

C’mon man, if someone gets bored they get bored. It’s up to the game to maintain the player’s interest. #1 rule of storytelling is you need to hook 'em early and give them a reason to stay.. No need to be a dick.

It’s weird seeing all these top ten lists invariably include “Assassin Creed: Odyssey” as one of their favorite games. “There’s so much to do! So much to explore!” I’m part of the club who played the game for about an hour before being bored and disappointed and sent it back via gamefly.

Fun fact: Microsoft sent me the adaptive controller, along with a foot pedal.

I am paralyzed from the chest down. 

Came here to do this, and you beat me you maláka.. <tips hat in admiration>

Came here to do this, and you beat me you maláka <tips hat in admiration>

“What’s a pretty woman like you doing with a maláka like this?”
“It’s purely sexual.”
“No shit?”
“She’s into malákas, Dino.”

Really loved that interview, it was a great read,  so thank you for it.

Tom Waits is one of my absolute favorite artists of all time. Like I needed more reason to worship this guy.

I laughed pretty hard, here’s a star!

Their Genesis ports on 3DS are stuff of legend too.

You are out of control.