I will always and forever appreciate Kotaku’s commitment to not mince words in their headlines.

My biggest problem with EWJ (looking at the game in total isolation) is that I can only listen to Jim go “AAAYOOWW” so many times whenever he takes damage.

for me the funniest moments in games are when people do stupid things in “serious” video games, like messing up at critical moments or exploiting the game’s physics for ridiculous outcomes.

I have sinkhole experience! I was walking on a sidewalk in downtown San Francisco when suddenly a small sinkhole opened in the road as a large van was driving over the area, causing the van’s tire to come off and the van to veer and crash into a building, literally a few feet in front of me (I definitely would have…

Getting a big Full Throttle feel from the last pic. Man I loved that game!

In a larger sense, never treat anything on social media as a primary source for anything. The major news outlets have a hard enough time checking facts and validating sources, then you have to sift through their biases, too. If you read it on a social feed, treat it like a conversation you overheard between two drunk…

I didn’t realize the 2k20 in the title was the expiration date.

I would pay a good amount of money to just have all the games currently available in one package, with the ability to play them all from that one app. 

They need to make a universal launcher. It’s annoying trying to remember which pack has which game.

“This is not the Serenity you’re looking for”

/cheer /cheer! That’s a splendid selection of 2019 classics. Though something feels conspicuously absent above... hmm... can’t quite place my finger on it...

Will we get a remaster of these?

I’ve found you can add stuff to cart in-app, then open your mobile browser at smile.amazon.com to check out works fine 😊 

“My name is Tommy Callaway, and I managed to have a long, intimate relationship with an adult woman and raise two little girls without ever once considering how fucked up it is to treat a woman’s body like public property. That proves what a good guy I am, right?”

Dammit, you chucklefuck, your intentions were perfectly clear. You wanted to hurt and embarrass a total stranger because some stray gross impulse darted across your lizard brain and being a white male, you never even thought to resist or question it. You honestly expected her to find that funny or at least “laugh it…

“Tommy is a loving husband and father.”

he, “did not act with any criminal intentions”

Ah, a Jeff. Time to dig this up:

I wont go to the theater and see it but i'll definitely get stoned at home and take a look at it.

I now find myself pining for a Disney Infinity where my team consists of Messi, John Wick, AND Godzilla. Try to stop them; it can’t be done.