Hrm. I was hoping this would be about obtaining custom music box innards for real. Like, you let them know the notes and they assemble the parts in the lede picture, and then you install it in a handmade box.

I was really pushing for “Death Stare” Luigi

I’m making a note here: HUGE SUCCESS. It's hard to overstate my satisfaction.

i am absolutely referring to someone as a “loaf of eggs” on thanksgiving

“frost a loaf of eggs” sounds like a weird colloquial insult so I intend to use it as such.

I like to put mine in my back pocket and twerk. 

I just wanted to add that Sambuca & Black Sambuca Really good! 

Everyone in this picture has the same armor rating/AC. 

This is the correct take.  RA was what got me into the genre before I fell in love with Total Annihilation.  It was great fun playing over dialup with neighbors across the street.

C&C: Red Alert >>> C&C

Fight me

(I am ridiculously excited for these remasters)

Yo, these autoplay videos suuuuuuuucccccccccckkkkkkkk.

I was really hoping this was some unholy pre-mixed box of disparate childhood memories. I should’ve stopped reading at the headline and completely shut my brain off after seeing the terrible bowl of horrors on the box art. Charging a ridiculous 400% premium on an LGBT special edition cereal mix is somehow less…

I love the hoops the author jumps through to NOT mention that this is an AR-15 multi-tool, even though it has Ruger branding and a carbon scraper for the bolt. I bet this can be used to convert them to fully-semi-automatic.

I love the hoops the author jumps through to NOT mention that this is an AR-15 multi-tool, even though it has Ruger…

If you’re not using this stuff, you’re not living your best life, amigo!

These aren’t sweaters. They are screen printed sweatshirts.

LMAO

re: Life in Aggro, and anyone having a rough time as of late—

Great idea! Too bad I have a plethora of colanders (including the promotional Spinal Tap Colander that was supposed to be a calendar but someone misunderstood...) and can’t justify another one...

Great idea! Too bad I have a plethora of colanders (including the promotional Spinal Tap Colander that was supposed…

Two things: First, I have to second all the "staying the fsck away from U-Hual" comments. Absolutely the worst. Easily half the people I have talk to about them have some horror story, often a pretty major one. Just go with Pensky, Budget, etc.

Just moved from SC to FL. I had everything setup with Budget, at a pretty cheap price ($350 and they required that I keep it for four days...whatever I guess). The night before I was supposed to pick it up, the local place called and said they couldn't provide a truck, as the Budgets in the area didn't have one.…