If they would just put a new dashboard in the car it would do wonders.

I always thought the Charger was the crappiest looking of all the Chrysler/Dodge crap.

Curious to see how this plays out with the 911.  this should be a big step forward for corvette.

I generally don’t like cars like the Corvette but this one.....damn. 

I’ll admit it:  I’m totally up for Corvette taking it to the Italians

Well, duh.

More power to them.

More power to them.

Looks pretty sweet.  I’m looking forward to seeing this car in victory lane.

Man that looks the business!

Cool, now make the Z06 look EXACTLY like this.

I’m a dedicated Porsche fan, but that’s a great looking race car.  Looking forward to seeing it race.

Find a civil war reenactment group, talk nicely to them. Tell them you want to do a story. Ask them to shoot their cannon. You won’t regret it for a second.

As if. Everyone up here is so fucking old it'd take a pile of Viagra for that to be true.

Where will we get wads for our cannons when the last newspaper closes?! I can’t fire my cannon very well with Internet cat videos.

Alumnus: My bad, I was aiming for your tits.

Maine man blows wad at inopportune time.

And here I was thinking Buffalo was the only place a fan would shoot their wad at a referee.

It’s sad how numb we’ve become to these school shootings

Whoa whoa there! We do not come to jalopnik for logic and reason. I want a BRZ with a quadturbo and surpercharged 6.7L v8