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I was about 8 or 9. My dad and I went for a walk to one of the many forest preserves on Chicago’s South Side. I had been holding in a pee for a while and was ready to burst. There were no bathrooms asides from a decrepit old outhouse like a half-mile away. The idea of popping a squat in the bushes made me cry harder.…

But he called them “r-words”, you guys!

25-Year-Old Yells at 22-Year-Olds For Being Immature

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And obviously it was 1997.

Public service announcement that there is no such thing as “disciplining” a dog. Mammals learn best through positive reinforcement. Punishment is traumatic and nothing more. Plus, if your puppy “does something wrong,” that’s your fault. 100% of the time. Poops on the carpet? Your fault for not taking the pup outside…

Never trust a grown ass man with a flavor saver. 

I went to a Sly and the Family Stone concert in 1971 and he actually showed up.

A bunch of kids stole a ton of TP from the potopotties and started some shit. Eventually the band joined in the TPing and Black Joe’s bass player hit me square in the nuts with a roll. It was silly and painful.

I saw Gwar once. 

This also used to be true of me, but to be fair, I was suffering from severe clinical depression, and I couldn’t get out of bed for any reason.

A few years ago when I started going back to school, I came on Jezebel and posted about it and some people were saying “Go you!” And praising me for being a woman seeking a degree in engineering (I didn’t even mention I was 40 at the time, so not just a woman, but a middle aged woman). And it was so fantastic to have…

It’s peak patriarchy, but I don’t think Khloe has the brain capacity to understand why or how.

Makes it pretty hard to have sympathy for the guy choosing to kill himself like that, when the method he chose had to include innocents. Especially when one of those innocents was a 12 year old girl, goddamn.

Fuck that shithead. Fuck youtubers. Fuck social media. Fuck the culturally corrupt country.

I’ll never forget the first time I saw Madonna make something all about herself. At the time I was doing something I like to do, interesting only to me as it relates to my life and the things that I do for my gratification, and in no way applies to anyone else’s story or journey, when I suddenly wondered, “Hey, what…

She’s moved into her old cow stage. Probably in direct opposition to her kabbalah stage which was a tangent from her lingerie as outerwear with rosaries and crucifixes stage.

Is Madonna guilty of cultural appropriation? Species Appropriation?