Oh, my Darling. It is Joy! It is Life! It is a scripted dark comedy about the behind-the-scenes making of a show like 'The Bachelor', and all the crazy shit the producers do to get their story arcs, the cray shit the contestants do to win and how completely smashed everyone gets. Get on this, its UH-mazing.

After overdosing on Season 1 of UnREAL last night (and being in Australia so I'm so far behind all of you on this re Drag race), I think that the next thing we should have is the UnREAL version of a RuPaul-esque competition. That would give me LIFE!

I get not keeping on shows that cost more than they make, I get not keeping shows on the air for too long, I get all of these arguments.