I admire your restraint and faith in the reader.

This is the best analysis of the day, by far.

If the NCAA wants athletes to be able to choose playing college ball before entering the draft without risking their future earnings, they should subsidize insurance policies on their future earnings.

I feel like there’s a slight of hand you’re indulging in regarding the difference between the NBC gig and the Deadspin gig - you’re right that Deadspin (though it does sell ads on its football coverage) doesn’t directly pay and partner with the NFL. That’s like the x axis of the difference. But the y axis is *risk to…

They asked Zion after the game what the thoughts were going into that block, and he said, “Oh, late in the game? Coach said no 3's. So I tried to get out there and make him drive, but he shot it, so I blocked it.” I love how matter-of-fact this is. “Coach said no 3's.” 

legit lol

Yes, this is the quintessential Andy Murray moment for me, and one of the most memorable sports moments of my lifetime. It was so earnest and human and just punctured through the homogenous “SPORTS PROFESSIONAL” flexing and canned conversations that characterizes all sports at every level now. Shockingly disarming. We…

All these idiots suggesting she should have had a gun clearly haven’t given thirty seconds of thought to how that was supposed to work. Was she supposed to have shot him as soon as she saw him? You realize she would be the one charged with murder, right? And spend the rest of her life in jail like Cyntoia Brown. Or,…

“humanoid megafauna” is choice. 

Came here to say the same.

“Very subtle indeed”. 

oh lord yes, how did sous vide not make it into this list? a thousand times thirstier than instant pot. 

Can’t wait for our new conferences, which will be immediately re-organized strictly in terms of tuition parity.  

I haven’t bought a chip clip in years ‘cause my dentist has a big jar of these at Reception. We have all the colors now, but this is the classic.

I haven’t bought chip clips in years ‘cause my dentist has a big jar of these up at Reception. We have them in all the colors by now, but this is the classic. 

My husband used to be like that - didn’t go for desserts much but absolutely crushed sweet tea and sugarey tripel belgians. When you get in your mid forties it becomes apparent it’s like eating an entire box of Captain Crunch with your dinner.

“California has the strictest gun control in the country. It didn’t help.” I don’t think we can say, “It didn’t help.” He came in with a glock instead of an assault rifle. The outcome was atrocious, but if he’d had an assault rifle, the body count would be much higher. Please understand - I am in no way saying it’s…

Followed the Target link and it’s $99.95?

Followed the Target link and it’s $99.95?

So glad I’m not the only one, thank you.

“And if I should overstay my welcome, just tap me on the head.”