Not Faidley’s? 

And we have his calendar, but still no idea how he mysteriously paid off all of his debts. Let alone all the thing he said he didn’t recall at the hearing, but this one party in 1982, he totally remembers not being there.

Yeah, Ruby did not look pleased. And Sarah was like, wtf happened there?

Kind of thought Gritty would be on skates judging from the promo video, but I guess not

#HartnellDown

Already threatening the Penguins, yup it’s our mascot.

Agreed. The pundits everyone seems to put on are just there to read talking points and most the time have barely any expertise beside those points. And their format for every show is, I’ll read this three sentence headline, let’s go to dipshit number 1 and 2 for their talking points. It’s terrible. Plus CNN pays Rick…

Um, his mistress worked on the Trump campaign too, so the real Occam’s Razor is really that Jason Miller is a terrible human being. 

You can tell it was the Canadians feed as the color commentator goes out of his way to not call it a sucker punch despite clearly knowing it was.
“And there’s the...one with the fist”

No William Preston, aka Carl “Oldy” Olson?

For the amoeba

Since it hatched form an egg, thought it’d be The Gobbledy Gooker! But I guess there already is a random turkey mascot. I know Ben Franklin loved turkeys, but didn’t know there was a mascot.

What kind of asshole carves their initials into the Stanley Cup

She’s mad because they took away her check mark.

“We of course have nothing to do with hate groups, which aim to terrorize and demean other people — never have and never would.”

Thriving...On The...Streets...of...Raaaage

This should really be 64 Paragraphs about 32 Teams...cue the Casio!

Is that like a Total Recall type of situation?

Did he drop his monocle first?