AM I THE ONLY PERSON WHO GIVES A SHIT ABOUT THE RULES? MARK IT ZERO!

Unfortunately he’s clearly an alias of Zack Gimple and thus the 900 should be stricken from the record books.

Michael Williams?

I don’t think the intentions were bad in reading it that way for Alex and any others who thought that as well, but upon further review, it really fits in.

“Read this guy and get back to me”

Wow, never expected such a hot, hard take on the existence of souls on Deadspin, but here we are.

Yes you have, but you guys like hyperbole because you’re so miserable inside you have to stretch everything to fit your argument so you can continue fighting and feeling like you’re “doing the right thing” when you’re really just shouting at clouds. You’re not reading any of my actual responses, you’re just fixated on…

You don’t know my beliefs.

It’s a shame that you don’t realize you’re just trying to use me as a punching bag and that you’re not accomplishing a single thing of value by responding to me in such angry fashion.

Lars Von Trier? I really just can’t see this from him of all people.

“This will define the Trump presidency.”

Go find another meaningless battle to fight.

- Derrick Rose

Some of us only read GJI for the articles.

Ok, just do the Gretchen Carlson

I hear she’s great in everything except the one thing I’ve seen her in which is probably the blandest TV show on earth or at least part of the blandest group of TV shows.

Paget Brewster of prestige drama Criminal Minds fame?

I take it you’re unemployed.

Starred

You don’t know anything except how to dictate what other people think and say.