Hey! This reminds me of the good ole’days of Gizmodo! When most of the posts were actually interesting.

Let’s all argue about something that will never happen.

According to Wikipedia, Canada is twelth out of the 175 countries listed (there are 196 countries) in terms of rate of gun ownership.

Bloggers are supposed to be cool, and write edgy stuff with crazy headlines.

Owl’s plan:

Not a good example, Canada is 12th out of 196 countries in gun ownership rates.

A lack of good gun control murdered this man.

Thank you, we are all victims.. *hugs*

NO!! DO NOT DEVIATE FROM THE CORPORATE($$$$) NARRATIVE!!

Literally everyone mentioned in that is worse than Hitler.

At this point it is probably a good thing; to try and avoid being the next place of potentially violent protests.

He was close to losing his lift!

We are literally living in a war zone.

If anyone can do it, it’s India.

AKA, Seattle’s man to man coverage.

Luckily, there are enough of us to know what’s best for him.

If enough people do this we will change the world.

Was that the moment Trudeau got his hip-guy super powers?

#14 - Grant asylum to any Cuban who gets to Florida.

McDonald’s ?!?!?