Hell is too nice for this motherfucker.

Dudes want to own your sexuality, and want you to only be sexy for them. Sure, they want you to be sexy in front of their bros, but it still has to be for them. When it isn’t about them, they panic. They always will. That’s how you know if you’ve found a weak one or not.
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Men who complain about things like that are men who need a woman’s sexuality but only when they can control it. It’s not your sexy to to enjoy and give. It’s theirs to have a take.

As a white woman, even I have no fucking idea what 60 percent of white female voters in Alabama were thinking. Thank you, black voters, for getting the job done.

The staccato in her speech made each of those claps exist and not exist at the same time. Sharon Reed just invented Schrodinger’s Clapback and should be up for the Nobel Prize in Physics for that shit.

i want some smiling out there on the left coast - i want it right now

Michael Steele seems the type to show up just for free food. And he seems black enough to know how to act around black folks and not get his ass kicked. So I think he’d come.

Could it possibly be that she uses that association more because she in some ways feel ostrachised from both communities?

But she is mixed....so I don’t get it. She’s black and white. She doesn’t have to dismiss either of her parents to make us happy.

He has his own app for this. http://ipostmyway.com/

Cam needs to grow up and use Comic Sans like an adult.

Don’t put Cam on a pinnacle. Just enjoy the sayings.

My favorite is when they bring up hip-hop or something sports related when you’re talking about a completely unrelated subject. Uh, what the fuck does Kendrick Lamar have to do with Belgian Waffles, Jan?

Or instead of calling you nigger they will tell about all their black friends and how they don’t see color and how they loved Get Out. Again I’ve about had my fill of white people for the next 12 years since these last 12 months have been exhausting

It’s that Dunning-Kruger effect at work! I often remind myself to have (or at least fake) the confidence of a mediocre white man. They’ve got that confidence shit figured out, no matter what idiots they are.

Mr. Young, I am extremely—and I mean EXTREMELY— disappointed that you missed a unique opportunity here: “I actually hate men and women equally. I’m ambidextrous.”

Man.

Case in point: I’m in the office break room decompressing while CNN drones on in the background. A co-worker comes in and we talk a bit about the hurricane and whatnot - we both have family in the Houston area. CNN cuts to Trump telling the Gov. of TX something to the effect of “After this is all said and done, we…