I worked at Macy’s too and it was a w e s o m e. We had the whole mall to screw around in and chase girls and smoke weed and cigarettes. Actually this one dude Bronf always brought liquor to work and at lunch we’d sip on it and offer it to the girls. Ha this one chick we got so hammered that she got in a wreck in the…

He’s not trying to convince anyone of anything. He’s trying to show Daddy Donald that he’s the most loyal henchman and deserves a fancy escort.

HamNo is this site’s David Brooks.