Too many bumps and you'll find yourself out of the league. Just ask Lamar Odom.

Yes, because this is such a common occurrence that you wisely based your opinion of what the bulk of the game is like off of moments like these.

No big deal! But I do see that you've changed the file from "Greg Anthony" to "March Madness" and in the interest of transparency, there should at least be comment about that.

Do you think that is Greg Anthony? Because it's Kenny Smith.

He only beats up villains, and always non fatally, and then goes and plays Tennis with him in the afternoon. Dude's tolerant as fuck.

Rex Ryan is going to be a Buffalo legend by Week 6.

I found myself spinning a towel above my head with forearm over mouth at the 3:00 mark when the white one shows up out of nowhere.

That black llama juking that dude out of his shoes could be on an And1 Mixtape

Until he mentioned the dog, I was envisioning the writer walking in on girlfriend banging some college dude amongst the roses he had purchased. What a fucking story!!

Seriously, the e-mail of the week was an emotional roller coaster.

This might be the dumbest comment I've ever read on Gawker. "You should play harder to avoid the risk of a player or coach being injured by opposing fans"? Really?

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"The Brown is unchanged."

Is it the 10-year anniversary of this, or am I missing why this was just posted?

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I hope he has a full recovery. But you have to think that if you survive an asteroid collision that massive, eventually it's going to catch up to your health.

This is an amazing feat, considering magic has been banned outright in Alabama.

Any NFL franchise who asks for loyalty when contracts are only binding for the player is just pandering to the fan base. Get your money while you can, Julius, and get out while you are healthy. That is a good business plan.