Dude don't even worry about being in the gray. I'm pretty sure everyone is auto-clicking "show pending" at this point, I know I am.

Show me a highlight of a fade route in the end zone in the WWE

Always Highlight Truthers.

Can I nominate Marshawn Lynch for the 2014 Deadspin Hall of Fame?

Hold on Barry, you actually expect me to believe that the NFL knew about a problem and failed to act on it?

I disagree. They appear to be good at getting caught.

I agree - a guy wearing a respirator doesn't look as intimidating as a guy with a full gas mask.

New Englanders are the Southerners of the Northeast.

i read your first line and didn't read the rest because you're a fucking asshole.

"I want you to form a fucking wall."

THIS IS THE DREAM

Almost as fearless as Matthew Lillard, who had the incredible courage to star in a live-action Scooby-Doo movie

Those aren't fans, Tom. That's their new starting five.

"Alright guys, let's bash James Harden mercilessly. But we're gonna be super sneaky about it and not even mention his name in the post. Because sure we love trashing on the Knicks (and have done so recently because they're a dumpster fire of an organization) but subtle, almost imperceptible mocking of James Harden is…

Wait. I think I mixed up my adjectives.

It's still early, but this is a strong contender for dumbest shit posted on Deadspin tonight.

Highlight truthers. Every. Single. Time.

Well, that clears that up.