Too bad about the assholes in front, because the one in the back is actually pretty good.

Would you say that he is Al-don with football for a while?

Why did Kanye let her finish?

Are you seriously implying that I am somehow insulting her by calling her beautiful and gorgeous? THE SHOCK, THE HORROR, THE WOMAN ON WOMAN HATE! There are gorgeous women, there are cute women, there are statuesque women, there are curvy women, there are sexy women, there are homely women. Usually, some of those…

And just when things were going so well for the city of St. Louis.

Snoop Dogg on:

His knee looked more out of place than a black guy at a Kenny Chesney concert

the autopsy completely repudiated any of his self-defense fever dreams. He's guilty. He didn't need to shoot that dude, yet he shot that dude. That makes him guilty of shooting that dude w/o just cause. I dunno if that's manslaughter or depraved indifference or second-degree murder or whatever the fuck. But it's…

THERE'S NO CROSSFIT ON THIS LIST

Oh sure, but when I force crying little boys to hug me, it's a completely different story.

Oh man, I just LOVE Bastion. I'm irrationally holding out hope of a packaged copy of that & Transistor for the Wii U.

So I know that the forums here are supposed to be funny, but: fuck this guy.

Ballmer: I wanna make this Seattle basketball team more successful!

I always find this perception of Xbox as truly idiotic. Xbox Live Arcade gave the world some of the best games of the generation, YEARS before Sony kicked their indie drive into gear. Surely the success of Live Arcade is probably one of the reasons Sony worked so hard to get indies.

I never got the "dudebro" thing...If XBOX = dudebro, then Playstation = weebos? Why generalize? Why can't fucking gamers be gamers without worry about a fucking image. WHHHY

Correction: you don't want to see the Browns.

♪ We here right now on ESPN