Are we sure those are Browns fans, and not just the actual guys?

These trips don't always work. Manti Te'o was in shambles after a catfishing expedition last year.

Mr. Trump, do you ever get nostalgic for the halcyon days of the USFL?

I want to see KD get a title too... just not with the Thunder. OKC should have to suffer a title drought for at least 2 decades of existence before they start winning them.

Gilbert is just mad that Hibbert is trying to steal his nickname.

"Mr. Welker! Mr. Welker! Can I have one?!"

Why does Robin have 5 balls?

"I don't want to sound like I'm making too many excuses, so here are only three."

You are literally the worst

Yeah, it's sure been awful to watch.

Counterpoint

As a former firefighter, you know what upset me, when inconsiderate pricks parked in front of fire hydrants and put the public and my colleagues at risk.

You must be a blast at parties.

It's the noses! Those damned humanoid noses!

Guys.

I just can't..

I didn't realize asylums for the criminally insane had internet access.

"Wait, they called off the walkout? We were supposed to play last night?"

The team fouls weren't being displayed correctly. He pretty much had to stop play and get it fixed. Plus, the MVP should be able to make a free throw.