I have fully embraced bitchiness.

This is so obvious it’s shocking that people need science to explain it to them. The planet and atmosphere constitute a limited set of resources. Vast, sure, but finite nonetheless. More people means more scarcity.

Is Ben Carson ever not asleep?

This is about Alabama guys, the black vote carried the night and Trump blames her because they are all friends of hers and she couldn’t get them to vote for him.

token black for photo-ops when ben carson is asleep?

As happy as I am about this result, I feel like there are 650,000 residents of Alabama who cannot ever use the whole “family values” voter line again. EVER.

Why are Republicans so unfunny? They’re not even unfunny in a charming dad-joke kind of way. Their attempts at humor are like soulless lizard people trying to emulate humans.

John Wayne was a guy who conveniently used his status as a single parent to get out of serving in WWII to further his acting career. While many other far more established stars, including Clark Gable and James Stewart, willing enlisted despite the fact they could have probably gotten our if it.

We’ve been doing that for like 3 months now. This is fine.

Is it wrong that I’m hoping it says “Happy Holidays” too?

Honestly though, what the fuck did people think “Make America Great Again” meant? People talk about all the ways Trump is divisive, but the divisiveness is RIGHT THERE IN HIS FUCKING SLOGAN PLAIN AS DAY. He is clearly appealing to the desire of White Christians to live in a society that caters to their wants and…

He should be in jail for those pajamas...

He was trying to start something.

I’m confused - is the wife of the questioning officer trans? If not, then what’s his point? “Trans people are subjected to police violence” - “well, my wife has never mentioned it to me”. Which, if she is, then it seems odd he would be “questioning” the state in a WMP way?

“My wife has never been part of police violence,” he asked. “Most of the people that I know have never been, accused the police of violence. So I guess I don’t get where that statistic comes from.”

IQ45

Did they give us an update on whether or not he is able to enjoy steak again? I’ve been so worried about that.

Yeah, no, there wasn’t such a time.

And to think, I’ve gotten through almost 40 years of life without pinching a woman’s ass a single time.

Just goes to show that any time you begin to doubt whether these people are that fucking stupid, yes, be reassured that they are indeed that fucking stupid.