She told us that she hasn’t enjoyed going over there for years because of Fox News and all the shit they say. Now, they’re freaking the fuck out because it’s about to be Christmas # 2 with no contact. We told them we’d re-visit the ban after 6 months but the dumbasses keep posting shit on Facebook. Whenever they reach…

Nope, incorrect (not about the cherry pie, that shit is gross). But pecan pie is a flavor gift from the gods and does not deserve such disrespect.

Fucking Debbie, at it again.

Presumably his narcissism prevents him from seeing his own flaws. That’s why he confidently states that he has the best brain, best memory, best words, least racist etc etc etc. For every positive trait he describes himself as “the best” while for every negative trait he describes himself as “the least.” In his own…

She is an American treasure and this show is one of the funniest things on tv right now. I howled last night!

Saw the first episode and it was great. It’s like Pee Wee’s Playhouse meets Martha Stewart.

I’ll make the same argument I made yesterday.

Remember when the U.S. government made smoking a public health issue? It’s taken nearly 50 years, but the levels of smoking in the country have plummeted.

Careful, you’re dangerously close to Poe’s Law territory here. This is almost a verbatim post you can read on Breitbart. And I love you for it. You’ve got the voice down. Needs more typos, though.

FYI - kubatons are great but are considered weapons in some places (airports, government buildings, etc.) so plan accordingly.

“We were the victims” is ludicrous and contemptible, but he’s not wrong about Ms. Gudmundsdottir being, as Poirot might say, “la femme formidable.”

We prefer to call them “Italian-American Hens.”

I’ve always appreciated your comments, but now we have an issue. I can’t speak for black people, let alone for white people, but that Best Foods is some tasty shit. When I moved from California to Florida, I aimlessly wandered the shelves until someone alerted me to Hellmans=Best Foods. But Miracle Whip—those people…

Sweetheart is what I call my 3 year old niece when she scrapes her knee and is crying. It is not what you call a grown ass woman trying to do her job.

Here’s hoping the next thing he’s running for is his life.

Man, even the rolls of paper towels he shot into the audience were cheap, genaric junk. He couldn’t even be bothered to spring for some of that good ass Brawny shit.

It’s like there’s an entire administration without a single person who has ever heard the word “optics”.

I agree with #1 and #2 of your assessment, but not #3. At least not yet. She should tell her friends how she feels. If they aren’t responsive, then she can end the friendship. But as it is now, we don’t know if they just think they are being helpful to her and don’t realize that she doesn’t want this advice. Being…

So, since a lot of people seem to have forgotten, Mark Regnerus is a Catholic fundamentalist asshole who published a “study” that purported to prove definitively that gay people were not good parents. It was a trash study, and did a lot of damage because at the time it gave anti-gay-marriage advocates an excuse to…

Yeah, but the problem is that this system only allows the wealthy and corrupt to reach public office.

Ugh. I only wish this is what was spread around in the mainstream instead of all the “R.I.P. legend” obituaries & obtweetuaries. Any man who treats women like they’re nothing but disposable sex objects & throwaway harem members / commodities should not fucking be celebrated- especially not the one who propogated…