Except, look, I hear you, but playing around with my rights as a citizen is not an empty distraction. The latest GOP health bill and the devastation in PR are terrible, but so is the chief executive saying that black citizens have reduced rights. We should not have to choose between which egregious indignity deserves…

We desperately need an earnest beauty tutorial on this exciting new look, Jezebel.

In that case, I’ll take my chances.

Maybe don’t campaign on a reactionary ideology full of (intentional) deception in order to cling to power regardless of the cost?

Honestly, given how the dead vote in Republican lore, you would think they’d be the last party to try and make millions more of them. But here we are.

It’s like teaching your child to be responsible about drugs and sex without addressing the fact that they can be fun.

I just want a tub where I can have my legs AND boobs underwater at the same time.

Old person rant: when my brothers and I were children (up the age of 12 or so), we didn’t go to any effing weddings except when I was a flower girl and I certainly didn’t stay the entire reception. In my mind, allowing children at weddings is an ultimate act of mercy and angelic kindness on the part of the bride and…

actually... from where i sit over in europeland... we dont hate americas army.... we hate the fuckers that tell them where to go

Yet here we are, with neither of those people in charge, with white supremacy now acceptable and open. So let’s focus on that.

Are those stirrup pants with the red heels? I’m fine with leggings but I draw the line at stirrup pants.

No, that’s not justification to run anybody over for fuck’s sake. Especially pre-meditated while flipping them the bird. That’s the same bullshit cover as ‘I was afraid for my life and his wallet looked like a gun’.

...after his release [he] returned to Steubenville High School where he played football in his senior year.

Not just students, but their parents need to protest this. A few letters from parents to the board of regents saying they won’t let their kids go to school there will have more weight than the voices of the students.

If it’s medical, it’s 100% his responsibility to take care of. I’m not my husband’s mom and I don’t make doctor appointments for him.

This administration is a disaster. It’s a disaster for a whole host of reasons, of course, but just operationally, it’s a disaster because no one knows how to run a government.

As much as I despise McCain I have to admit that, from an execution standpoint, he pulled off the long con brilliantly.

As someone who is from and still lives in the deep south...... snatch a knot is like.... not a term I have ever heard in my life. Maybe I’m not as Southern as I think I am? But like... Who the fuck talks like that. He’s just trying to be down home folksy, truth-sayin’ Southerner, and he’s not.

I’ll never understand how any woman or minority would choose to be a republican. The republicans hate women and minorities.

How about someone punch him in the dick?