*Scans list*

Nope. Tents on the beach are discourteous AF, and ruin the experience for others. If the beach is empty or you’re truly the last row of towels/chairs, by all means. But a curse on the houses of anyone who sets up a tent between me and the ocean.

Black people talk about crime within their own communities constantly. You don’t hear about it because it’s a problem that doesn’t effect or involve you, and that you only care about when you need a false equivalency to shutdown discussions about police brutality and racism.

I have zero sense of fashion but I’ve found cardigans help camouflage pretty much anything. You’ll have to pry the cardigans out of my cold, dead hands.

Damn it! Do I have to be Buckeye fan now?

Here’s a tip, clothing manufacturers: if your “summer dress” is made out of 100% polyester then it is not, in fact, a summer dress. It’s a dress-shaped sauna. Ain’t no one got time for that.

Because nobody wants to watch one partisan hack interview another.

That’s the both sides equivalent of equating Richard Pryor saying “dead honky” on an SNL skit to a Klan rally.

OK, new rule: any sitting government official who answers ‘I can’t recall’ to any question about critical meetings they had under 6 months ago they had should be removed from office, because they are either a liar or have mental issues that disqualify them.

A female is a Peahen.

“I’ve made it clear since Day 1 that this was not intended to be anything other than to give parents an opportunity to obtain a certificate when they lose a child,” Cortes said to the AP.

I wish they had announced this on Cinco de Cuatro!!! I miss them. Also S4 grows on you - I hope they don’t abandon the wall storyline just because of Trump.

my actual reaction

harassholes

It means he hit on a female airline worker and she rejected him. And his teeny tiny pee-pee was sad.

You’re providing health. This is (unintelligible). Here, everything, pretty much everything you do in government, involves heart, whereas in business, most things don’t involve heart.

Obligatory

I clicked on this expecting to find out that DeVos had appointed that UT affirmative action bitch.

My job is my job. My catharsis is cross-stitching and no one can take that from me.

Can we please not promote anything related to Mama June? This woman’s boyfriend went to jail for raping her daughter, and when he got out she decided to date him again. We do not need to help her get paid by TLC by giving her more attention.