Real talk - has anyone ever found anything good at Payless? I have tried many times but like.....if you hate them the minute they’re on your feet, for both comfort and aesthetic reasons, there’s no reason to bring that shit home.

During the Bush administration, where there was one corrupt connection after another (the false premise of the Iraq war, Abu Ghraib, Halliburton/KBR, Enron, the doxxing of Valerie Plame, etc.) either extensively reported in the media or eventually investigated by Congress. I was always thinking, “This is it. This is…

This grown-ass lady made herself a goddamn unicorn dress. And wore it to work.

I feel like there’s a Tobias Funke joke to be made here.

Preach

End of the night hair OR Apocalypse hair?

She’s hatching an egg. Leave her alone. Lizard people don’t replenish themselves.

What a trashy bitch. Show some respect. You’re in the oval office, you’re wearing a dress, people are visiting.

Having spent 7 years working in a steakhouse, I can attest that there are exactly two kinds of adults who eat steak like this:

I’d be glad to have an excuse to never go to a baby shower again.

She then lists an alarming number of fake “emotional effects:” depression, regret, being triggered around the date of the abortion (something she called the “anniversary effect”), and that some women will be unable to go to baby showers for the rest of their lives.

I don’t have anything super articulate to add here, just wanted to say that Bamford is the best and that everyone needs to watch Lady Dynamite on Netflix.

They were warned. It was explained to them. Still, they persisted.

Ugh, my husband’s grandfather did this too! And my husband thought it was FUNNY to do as a joke on the occasion we eat dinner early - ha ha ha because that means we’re old!

Gabrielle shoots from outside the key and *SWHOOSH* - 3 point shot!

Christ, he’s bad at this. He can’t even shake hands correctly.

Hello. I’m not American. Can someone tell me why America thought it was a good idea to make a functionally illiterate man with severe personality disorders the President of the United States of America?

As much as I want to see DeVos’ nomination go down in flames because she is bad and stupid - I still think it’s curious (i.e., curiously bad) that of all Trump’s terrible nominations (Sessions, Carson, etc.) the only one we might muster the votes to derail is a woman. Is that too PC of me?

I actually think the fallout from the election of Trump will be a long-term benefit for our country. People have been reminded how active participation is required to buoy a democracy.