"I shall avenge you!"

The mirror that shows you every angle of yourself at Macy's is the stuff of nightmares—I'd rather be tricked by a "Skinny Mirror" than see that again.

I would never wear these in my Real Life, but god the under eyebrows ones would make me feel like a sci fi anime princess and I wish I could wear them clubbing with my most ridiculous shades of Urban Decay Eyeshadow.

At least now I have the perfect completer look to go with my vajazzling.

"To deny the reality that women have always sought their right to reproductive freedom—long before feminism "infected" post-modern ideology—is not only to be on the wrong side of history, it's to ignore that history exists."

My grandmother was the go-to person if you were a girl "in trouble." She would never tell me the full concoction she used to induce abortions, only that it was "safe and clean." Her whole thing was about helping people rather than go to a back-alley doctor. (One nearly killed my aunt. It's a miracle she was able to…

"Every inch of this creation"?

I currently do volunteer work at a family violence center...seeing how these yahoos are scaring these women, I just filled out information to become a Patient Escort Volunteer at Planned Parenthood. I have been wanting to do this for quite awhile, and this just make it a reality. Thanks you ignorant bullies

At least he showed good common sense after the flames were extinguished. Even if it's the guy from Arby's who saves you, you never, ever go to Arby's, even just for water.

I hope she makes a cute prank out of it. "Wanna go get ice cream? Just kidding, I'm actually taking you to YOUR DEMISE. Punk'd!"

Yeaaah, that was kind of my thought. Growing up around chickens, I can only say that I find the idea of someone going to jail for dumping chickens in the trash to be pretty horrifying. This is not torturing a puppy out of malice, and this person is pretty unlikely to find themselves repeating this offense.

Baby chicks, typically, are sent through the mail as soon as they hatch; they've had enough nutrition from the egg yolk to go without food or water for several days. Once they get to their (legitimate) destination the go into a brooder with food, water, and a nice heat lamp. This is, of course, a normal scenario…

It's not a horrible thing. If you live in a super rural area, sometimes it's the only way to get chickens.

I feel like the headline for this story should have been, "Chicks dumped by dumped chick."

What a fucking dick. Also, I keep chickens as pets, and I often get them through the mail; when the chicks arrive, the postmaster calls and I pick them up. So fuck that petition.

Bleeping "pussy" was amazing in Arrested Development though!

say whatever you want about Culkin but I would take him over Ashton Kutcher any day

Also the average net worth of the new U.S. Senate is slightly over $1 million dollars, so, there's that too.

Given that Victoria's Secret doesn't carry bras in my size, I'm not wild about A Body for Every Body, either.

My friend, Crazy Curt, once insisted that he was being spied on by someone in the large and cheap (as it was somewhat dilapidated) apartment building off-campus that he moved into. He lived on the top floor and he claimed that someone was crawling around in the crawlspace above his apartment and watching him through…