I don't know, it wasn't like the Dems ran a real person. They ran a guy that got fake-engaged to be on John McCain's shortlist for veep. He's run as three different parties, and yeah, he's more hair and suntan than human at this point. Further, medicinal weed got 57% in favor of it, and made the race for Gov. sort of…

Heh. I eventually told him "I KNOW ACTUAL SOCIALISTS. THEY HATE OBAMA."

I feel like a goddamn unicorn. I'm under 30 and I didn't just vote, I also researched all the candidates (even for the local school board) and for both ballot measures.

As a gynecist, insult-babies are the only babies I don't murder.

One year my roommates and I decided to go out as the stock market collapse. We wore 1920's garb and then covered ourselves in awfully realistic looking cuts, bruises, breaks, etc. Through the course of the night things got a little silly and one of our group got extremely intoxicated. We carried him with us to the…

A friend of mine did something similar by passing out in a full penguin costume on the dorm futon, then sadly, with a hangover, shuffling back to his own dorm the next morning with his flippers on. I saw them stuffed in a trashcan halfway across campus a few hours later.

Like, 13 years ago, I got arrested for "borrowing" an RV that was for sale in my neighbors yard. He had left the keys in the ignition. My pal and I (totally sober btw) decided to take it for a spin around the block. When we got back the cops were waiting for us. My neighbor didn't press charges. He actually kinda…

When I went to get coffee the morning after Halloween this year, the barista asked me if I was still dressed up. I was not. He said I looked like I was Nancy Drew. Not sure whether to be flattered or insulted.

Out of all the bad behavior in the roasted chicken story, the manager's reaction has me burning up the most. You are paid to deal with that conflict. I hope that waitress ended up somewhere better.

Extended?

I've seen so many horror movies and read so much Stephen King that usually these stories don't get to me — yesterday's weren't that bad at all, to me — but holy crap if The Next Cabin Over didn't just freak the shit out of me. We also live way back in the woods, and at night it's pitch black out here and I'm always…

Three observations:

this is absurd. If they wanted to be realistic, they'd have the politician responding to the girl's text with a dick pic.

What will come of this poor, poor "male" when he realises that some of us "females" wear our power suits ON THE INSIDE!!?

Being a guy, I can never really understand how this feels for a woman, but what surprised me was the cumulative feeling of disgust I felt as the video went on. Each comment was compounded by all the comments that preceded it. I can only imagine what that must feel like at the end of an entire day.

I wonder what the biggest compliment is, that Kravit looks like Rudd, or that Rudd looks like a 28 year old (he's 45)?

I know he's not the focus of the story, but i can't believe we have a story involving Adam Levine and no wacky descriptor which is one of the best parts of an Adam Levine story. I am disappoint.

I ran into an ex 15 years after the fact. He had dumped me badly and I hadn't seen him since. When I ran into him, he had been unceremoniously dumped by the girl he had dumped me for. He had also gained 40 pounds. It was pretty much the perfect time to run into him, IMO.

There are a lot of models on those pages who don't look at all fat.

Scary: Ghost