agoutiavengergirl
AgoutiAvenger
agoutiavengergirl

As a higher ed administration professional, it seems like this would be counter to retention and persistence efforts. Students don’t stay and take more credits when they are caring for an infant... and women are now over half of the college students.

My aunt, upon reading something I posted on facebook, told me to dumb it down a little or I’d never find a man.

My first thought “They can fuck off with stirrup pants!”

I am with you. If you get hot and have had too much sun go home! Or go hang out in a restaurant or something. As a near-the-beach dweller, I’ve seen the onset of beaches becoming tent cities and it ruins everything, including the fact that people stay longer and it backs up parking availability and traffic for miles.

The way I understood it is that he was using his policy to cover his medical expenses and he was running out of coverage. Not term life, but the kind of policy that counts as an asset in which you are vested after a while.

I find that cardigan/dress/flats is like the adult version of Garanimals. I like cotton dresses at knee-length or below that fit and flare and that have prints that suit my personality and can mix and match with cardigans/shoes. It keeps me from having to think too much in the mornings.

Maybe that’s who need the term limits, not the politicians.

These are wise, wise words: “height and hotness are only correlated between the measurements of 6 feet and 6'4"”

“Doth” is not the right word for that sentence. I can’t put my finger on why because I never had to learn archaic grammar (only read it), but I think it’s because “doth” means “to do” and the “it” in that sentence is, not does.

Those heels are not what I would deem work appropriate unless you work in a club.

Every single one of these make me want to scoop my boobs up with my forearm and hold them in sympathy for all the lack of support happening here. I don’t care what my midsection looks like, I’m going with a cup-sized bikini top with an underwire just so my boobs don’t make me hate everything and everyone before I even

I clicked on the link exactly for that reason!

I feel you on the halter tops. I get whiplash just looking at a halter swimsuit. I’m pretty sure the labels say “Will make your neck cry.”

My chiro was the one who signed the paperwork to justify my reduction surgery with the insurance company!

A picture of Trump, then?

I was just thinking “WTF is Melania wearing?” when I ran across this article. She looks engulfed in too much fabric to me. Like is she trying to hide hickies or strangulation marks with that giant cowl???

This is how I imagine all of those “look how cute these two natural enemies are together!” stories to go.

Voting for me took about 20 minutes. There was no line to sign in, but it was really, really stuffy and hot inside the church. Someone in line commented “They just want to make sure we feel this election cycle one last time!” Which seemed like a very witty, understated way of saying it’s been HELL.

He’s only running for president and already I feel my quality of life is taking a hit, in that any time I refuse to hate immigrants and Muslims someone has to chime in and tell me to go to Mexico if I don’t like it here. (Hint, I have an Hispanic surname and I tan easily, but I’m NOT FROM MEXICO.) So yes, brown people