This is what I needed to finally make the plunge into buying eye primer. I’d been hemming and hawing about it, researching different brands, cursing Florida-in-August humidity, etc and had actually decided on on Urban Decay, but hadn’t yet bought any. Yay!

This is what I needed to finally make the plunge into buying eye primer. I’d been hemming and hawing about it,…

Revlon Matte Balm in Standout
This stuff stays on even through eating, it’s inexpensive, and the color is perfect for my complexion.

Revlon Matte Balm in Standout
This stuff stays on even through eating, it’s inexpensive, and the color is perfect for…

Well, which incident is he talking about? Which words does he regret saying? And who does he think he hurt personally?

I demand an apology to capybaras right now!!!

My take is that was Zimmerman’s account, but the staff at the restaurant said otherwise. I’m not sure if the saying otherwise included the racial slur tidbit, or just that he wasn’t punched so much as shoved.

I find that I end up taking more time when I try to use dry shampoo. I’d be better off just washing and drying it.

Is it just me or did she use one of the make-up apps???

When you said you were onto something and Trump/orange, my first thought was “release the birds!” You went somewhere different, however.

Then don’t look at Target and also expect to pay lots of money that is totally worth it.

The year I was jobless and close to the beach (failing upwards!) I did just wear my most colorful bra with black bathing suit bottoms. I got a lot of compliments on my great bathing suit too. So now I just buy bra-sized swim tops.

Pumpkin spice latte culture.

There is software out there on the higher ed market that is designed to keep track of any odd or concerning behavior in an attempt to keep it from escalating by offering students the appropriate resources. If someone has a history of making suicidal statements in class, this lets an advisor put the pieces together…

I’m in a “fuck everyone!” mood today too. I’m ovulating and apparently my ovaries want to make sure their eggs don’t land in a world full of idiots so it’s given me little tolerance.

When this first happened, I saw a local news link with a terrible headline, basically putting it all on the girl and I was pleasantly surprised to see that many comments were protesting the wording of the headline and demanding the boys be held accountable.

Those are the potato croquettes, and I would most definitely eat them!

Yes, everyone thinks I’m fancy but I’m really just lazy. Cotton dress + cardigan + flats = Adult Garanimals.

I once worked in a place that sent me home for not wearing pantyhose...in Florida in the summertime. They also used to send a handy ruler we could cut out of the newsletter to make sure our skirts weren’t too…

It seems like there is a push even as early as middle school to get kids to choose a career path and that’s just discouraging. Also, this is why a well-rounded education is important. I wish someone would have made me take an accounting class in my first two years of college so I could have learned that I’m not as…

I’m hoping whatever conditions are laid out in the peace bond will be impossible for him to follow and will be his undoing.

I even had a reduction and the bitches grew back!!! Still grow? I’m waiting for mine to STOP growing. (I’m 43)

I think Nancy Reagan made Gen X’ers averse to admitting they are okay with anything illegal.