Nobody’s mentioned the man with bulletproof legs yet, so I will:

My favorite is when he’s sniffing the ground, then leaps up to say, “A plane crashed here.”

He has a talk show starting on Netflix on Friday, so he’s doing interviews and making appearances to promote it.

What? No love for the Judgement Night soundtrack?

It also saw the 13th Floor Elevators release their debut, which is the first pure psychedelic rock album.

Obviously he should fight city hall for his right to party.

To be fair, does anyone really want Trump to be involved with the Hurricane Harvey response? Just get him to sign the cheques and let the adults do the real work.

Where the hell is Slap Shot?