The child (either Donny or Donna) of The Dude and Maude goes looking for their father. Runs into The Dude without knowing it’s him because Maude hasn’t told them anything about their father.

Add some peanut butter chips with the chocolate chips OR spread peanut butter (smooth and/or chunky) after the waffling.

I feel the same way. It got worse after I saw Passengers, that movie made no sense.

How about a nice greasy open-faced sausage sandwich served off a clean grill?

That is a great idea

Add some air fried pepperoni slices (so they crumble when you bite into them) in there, baby you got a stew going.

Dodgeball 2: The Quickening

When the IRS says your refund is a good size, it’s a nice way of saying it’s small.

What about this combined with this

If the season 10 premiere of Letterkenny on Dec 25/26 isn’t reason enough, I don’t know what is.

They’ll figure it out

Can I program it to send them this?

Looks like I picked the wrong time to check Lifehacker. That picture made my stomach growl.

I was in awe of how they blended the scenes together, flipping the sign for food then flipping the riot shield as a weapon/shield. Then the line “Of all the places I could be, I just want to be here with you” hit me in the feels.

I agree with you and @boobsandbacon. I admit that the amount of cream cheese in the pic I posted is too much for me.

The mods haven’t taken it down, so enjoy the smear.

I use to this bagel shop that makes a delicious vegetable tofu and puts almost the same amount (as the pic above) on a bagel. Before WFH, once a week I’d get one for lunch and ask for extra napkins since my mustache would look like

fuggedaboutit

Perfect for a picnic. Put it on a top of ice/ice pack in your cooler to keep the cheese cold.