How is everyone at my local coffee shop going to know I’m a pretentious jerk then? :P

I wonder if some of it derives from social media’s effect of “keeping up with your friends”. You’re relaxing at home, check instagram/FB/tiktok/etc and see your friends out to lunch/apple picking/hiking/ etc.

While you didn’t get any elk this trip, I’d bet you’ve got articles planned for when you do; sous-vide elk, air fryer elk, elk-kabobs, elk creole, elk gumbo. Pan fried, deep fried, stir-fried. There’s pineapple elk, lemon elk, coconut elk, pepper elk, elk soup, elk stew, elk salad, elk and potatoes, elk burger, elk…

I have not, but after reading your article I’d be tempted to puree them after roasting. Then spreading them onto the garlic bread and letting it cook for 5 more minutes.

Have you tried them on garlic bread?

god also made us with inability to digest animal milk...

The sun shines through my living room window from 1/2pm till sunset. I got DIY solar tint once I started WFH and noticed a huge difference in how less warm my apartment got in the afternoons. 

Thankfully that didn’t happen often.

When I worked at The Taco Maker, we’d put a handful of cheese onto a paper plate and nuke it for 20 seconds to make cheese crisps. Then we’d put guacamole, sour cream, refried beans on top. 

if you don’t have the space in your residence to put together a puzzle, there’s jigsawplanet.com. it’s free to use and has puzzles of varying difficulty and images. plus you can create an account to upload pics of your own to make into a puzzle

Since most of the time I’m having eggs with my muffins, I’ll do the fork split method but still use a knife for either butter or jelly.

Bring an outlet tester with you to make they’re grounded. Another item is a piece of foam board cut to the width & height of the side of couch to make sure it will through the door.

unintentional lifehack, you can keep a vampire away with your garlic spoon

I’ll put a dab of soap into the frying pan, run hot water in it, then let it sit for 15-30 mins.

It’d be great if one of her white neighbors saw this and put up Tigger flags to see if it’s a problem

Once the people are gone, the animal kingdom will thrive again. New species will emerge to adapt to the new post-human planet.

The planet is fine. The people are fucked. - George Carlin