I put tissue paper over my pinky finger and go around the my ear. Move the tissue to a clean spot and go inside the canal (like when I put my earbuds in) twist a bit. Been doing this a while AFTER my ENT told me to stop using q-tips when I came in to get a piece of wax that was on my eardrum removed.

She is an amazing actor.

He had stomach pumped because all the shit-talk was backing up

In a row?

KIDS! THIS IS WAY TO DO IT!

Did 45 attack the men while they were testifying...

Ditto. 

Disco Janet is the new Dancing Ron Swanson gif

That’s the obvious clue, which means it’s not but since Michael Schur and his creative team have already presented the season 1 twist they know we’re watching closer this time around, so it is, but it’s part of a bigger whole. Or it’s a red herring to get us thinking that and in the end it’s revealed that Janet is the…

Derek has been rebooted, but is it enough for him to not push the button?

At the :50 mark, Dave looked like he was thinking ‘What the fuck am I doing? I was in Nirvana! I’m the lead in Foo Fighters!”

My Mom makes anisette cookies when we visit for Christmas, I’ll have to try this with those. On a smaller scale to not ruin the whole batch.

I love anything Evil Dead, so I know that scene well. No offense meant.

Actually...

He donates a lot of the money he makes from movies to charities

We played on metal see-saws... and we liked it!

I’ve seen Saving Private Ryan several times, during the last viewing and the scene where everyone’s fighting after the medic Wade has died and Miller says