Some of it reads like Dotard Donny dictated it to an assistant who typed it out.

Thank you, Mr. President!

He’ll invite Kim Jung to come and pee on it

Until he’s done writing it... with a sharpie

I’d bet the pre-nup has a clause if she talks back in any capacity she’s out of the will.

“Yeah, I had sex with my daughter. She was better than her mom. So what?”

Her and Dotard Donny are having an affair!

Dotard Donny will personally attack Greta today on twitter. He will insult her, and her autism (despite his son being on the spectrum).

And this idiot wants a Nobel Peace Prize.

You think if people responded to Dotard Donny in the voice once uses when dealing with a petulant child, he’d understand he’s being spoken to as such?

Pinky was the smarter one! Brain tried every night to take over the world despite it failing the night before. He was

TL;DW (too long, didn’t watch)

What the rich people don’t realize is that once the planet has cooled off from the climate change and they can emerge from their bunkers is they’ll be left to rebuild. Of course at this point most of the nuclear reactors will be in such decay that they’ll explode and cause world wide nuclear fallout/winter and they’ll…

Between the coming recession and climate change, I can think of one way to prepare

His ‘I dont know’ is similar to the one he gave as an answer to who altered the map to include Alabama. So you know he’s lying.

I’m surprised no one thought of it first.

You to know, not fear, that someday you’re going to die.