They hit the bottom of the barrel a long time ago and just keep digging.

When I lived in Florida, I dealt with cockroaches more than I cared to. I kept my cereal and bread in the fridge to avoid them crawling into them... again.

You sure about that?

People lie to avoid getting laid-off.

You should have

A sitting President can’t be indicted, than we need to make sure Dotard Donny isn’t President in 2020.

In his dotard brain he thinks saving one person of color outweighs the deaths at the concentration camps.

Also proves how stupid Dotard Donny is that he didn’t recognize it was wrong.

The new neighbors had someone overdose in their apartment, a week later I come home after work and could smell pot from their apt.

Dotard Donny needed the file first so he can project it on a wall and masturbate to it.

or Julian Barratt

I loved how Slarti pronounce fjords, so comforting.

Chris as Arthur

Eric is in another part of the house doing the same thing.

60% of the time, he’s racist and stupid all the time.

We wanted to hear him say what we’ve been thinking/saying for so long we didn’t hear that;

You know Dotard Donny would sue for plagiarism if someone used ‘Lock Him Up’ as a campaign slogan because he thought of it first. 

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