In addition to focusing on a distant point, have a blank look on your face. People don’t get in the way of crazy.

I forgot to edit because I was at work ;) Would it help if I said I watched DPS last night?

I got that advice from a lifehacker article

That’s what she never said, expect when Dotard Donny talks.

Write freely, then edit.

As much as I enjoyed Ben Still in ‘Greenberg’ it was ‘Garden State’ for the fortysomethings.

I used to wear boxers but got tired of them bunching up near my boys and rubbing the area between my leg and them. Switched to boxer briefs and the problem went away.

So is yours

You know what an emergency is?

Dotard Donny got p’wned by Pelosi and now he’s trying to show that he’s still a big boy.

Saw this the other day

When I do that, I make sure to add ‘I’m faster than email’

Both cars saw the truck coming, stopped and slid into the intersection. The cop car just had more mass to keep it going into the truck’s path.

Con: Coworker sending email and then coming over to discuss said email