The greatest super team ever assembled, broham. 

Where does Sky, Luke fall on this list of rankings?

I’m glad you told him you were offended, and even if he didn’t listen, I hope your friend eventually realizes that retarded people deserve better than being compared to the Washington Wizard.

Walkers, Ranked:

A really good friend of mine calls them the “Wiztards.” I tell him that that’s some offensive shit to be saying. He tells me he’ll stop saying it if they ever win another playoff series with John Wall at the helm.

Wow, scorching hot take there, my dude. Surely you are the first person in ALL THE INTERNET to be annoyed that an athlete makes more money than you and therefore shouldn’t be bothered by having to pay $25,000 for anything.

Big if true. 

I dunno. Felix really should lay of the fries.

NotKD, KDiskewl, KD#1, seriouslynotKD, and Durant4prez have weighed in on Twitter and it’s not looking good for Draymond in this beef.

“He a bitch.” -Udonis Haslem picking his dog up from the vet

Historically, appeasement has never worked.

On my high school football team the Halle Berry was when we put on Swordfish and paused it at :38.00.

The Detroit Lions have a play called the Roseanne Barr, a very unattractive play where Matt Stafford literally shits his pants and then throws an unadvised lateral to a RB that results in a fumble.

I thought “Halle Berry” was Helen Keller’s call for a last-ditch throw deep into the end zone?

That’s not a sequel MICHELLE

if i were herman i’d be most worried about being outed as a vodka guy.  

Okay cool hook em horns is a great way to get out of a conversation

Anyone wanna know all that I know about Tommy Boy?

while the list of rookies who have missed time due to injury include Ben Simmons, Joel Embiid and Nerlens Noel—who are all good.

BUT LOOK AT THAT WINGSPAN