Where’d you get drafted?

Thank you for your service. 

This is the kind of “me first” attitude you’d expect out of Bosa, but will never see with Bofa.

This will 100% work and change that person’s mind.

Granted, I’m a United supporter, but those are some of the dumbest fucking questions I’ve ever heard. 

I live one county to the west of Cleveland and about 30 minutes from dowtown. What is this strange odd feeling that I’m experiencing? It sort of feels like very confused optimism. Oh wait, it’s gone.

Pretty unbecoming for a guy who went to Harvard.

As a fan, I don’t really enjoy Woodley. But given how badly the UFC treats their “independent contractors” I can’t fault him. Why would he risk anything for a company that won’t return the favor?

I’ve got a new goal for my 4 year-old sons soccer game this weekend.

To get that kind of haka just personifies where I come from, a little area where not much people make it out.  

They played the opening bars of it as they headed to commercial after the Mack pick-6 and it pleased me greatly.

The good thing about Packers fans is that you only have to listen to their gloating for an average of 45 years before the cheese finally does them in and their hearts explode.  

Packer fan here. I utterly despise the Bears and every single one of their fans.

How do you feel about their actual performance as beat writers? Isn’t that what actually matters? If they do a good job covering their specific team or sport, why do you care what color they are or how old they are? You aren’t looking at pictures of them; you’re just reading the words they write.

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You know how it works. If you can't trap the ball you're going to run twice as far. 

Zlatan isn’t washed up; washing up is Zlataned.

Every pizza is a personal pizza if you try hard and believe in yourself

Who else was mid-bite of their lunch when scrolling down to that atrocity? Fml.

I would pay up to (but no more than) zero dollars to watch that fight.