“You mum bakes nice brownies mince pies”

Is it just me or do the pictures seem to show Paulie losing a Riverdance battle?

Dude literally signed up to be a part of the circus, and then is like wtf mates I didn’t sign up to be part of the circus.

some pushing and shoving and a couple angry kicks of a ball

Were you out all fucking night?

Were you out all fucking night?

Little looks like every single white cop under 40.

I think Sudekis would be perfect as The Mooch

He’ll last. There’s no way Trump doesn’t fucking love this guy.

The other bar exam. Although I do make a mean mojito. The key is to use as much sugar as you have in your apartment, and then all of the sugar in the two apartments adjacent to you.

I don’t get all the hate on Buffalo. While I was visiting I got lost after getting spectacularly intoxicated and someone got shot two blocks from my hotel. It was all very exciting.

My cousin’s kid has always though the Bills logo was a single tear being shed by the Buffalo...she’s 7.

Not to mention that the US is playing the kind of relaxed-yet-kinda-inspired ball that it hadn’t played in ages. It’s almost like Arena gets the guys to not just express themselves and have fun, but also gives them a solid, tactical footing to express themselves with.

Hey Deadspin, why has there not been a recap of the U.S. vs. Costa Rica game. Yea it’s the Gold Cup but come on! Clint Dempsey tied LD’s record of all time U.S. goal scorer in his home state. This is the same Clint Dempsey that people were concerned that he was not going to be able to play again because of a heart…

Kyrie Irving to Paris Saint Germain.

We call that a Motown special.

I doubt I’m exploring new territory here but that passes only reel is eerily similar to Jason Kidd when he came out of Cal. Looked kind of awkward, couldn’t shoot for shit from the field but holy hell could he find guys, open or not. LaVar Ball is a shithead of the highest order but I sincerely hope Lonzo can stick.…

Covfefe’s Law.