Seems like he’s just setting himself up for a run at the presidency.

He better hope this doesn’t result in a court appearance. We all know how much trouble Mayweather has with sentences.

UPDATE: The water park has decided to let it slide

mystified or bored or otherwise deterred by a simple screen

“It’s pretty simple, I was just faster than my training partner.”

Good Call. Lebron made a bunch of GM’s draft terrible for 10 years! And Lebron put the Knicks in the Eastern Conference!

French fries on a sandwich are delicious. Don’t even bother replying if you disagree, ‘cause you’re wrong.

This motherfucker right here.

The statute of limitation needs to fucking die.

When McEnroe first heard the news that Navratilova had announced she was gay, he was heard to yell, “OF COURSE SHE’S OUT! USE YOUR FUCKING EYES, ARE YOU BLIND? HOW COULD YOU SAY SHE WASN’T OUT WHEN SHE WAS CLEARLY OUT?!?!”

Man, his mug shot is worse than Tiger’s.

Next you’re going to tell me all those beautiful Instagram women of my dreams aren’t peacefully hiking in Antelope Canyon dressed to the 9s.

Don’t ask how hotdogs get made...

“...but at the same time I had a broken ankle. I won a championship with you and you don’t even really call me. I’ve got to beg you to call me. My agent has to beg you to call me ... My ankle was broke. My ankle was broke. And they’re shooting me up, shooting me up, shooting me up every day to play. My ankle was…

He earned his stripes at the Battle of the Golden Corral Sea.

Then they receive in the 2nd half, I believe.

Lakers should make him wait until their second pick

Positive 1

He should have listened to the dating advice from his cousin, Rashad McDonts.

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