All I can say is thank CHRIST they penalized that one guy for jumping up and down after his team scored a touchdown. We need to keep that sort of behavior in check.

I think you got me wrong. The bit in itself is painfully unfunny, but your meta-joke on it about Trump was OK.

Worked for George W.....

You date the wrong camels.

You’re my gyro

Sounds like he thought he was Reuben Hood.

You clearly are blind.

That’s some pretty good Steelers cosplay.

That's gold Jery, GOLD!

Whitlocks wobble, but they don’t fall down.

Whitlock: “Follow-up question: can you tell me what color my shoes are?”

RIP

Thanks. I'll remember to run my comments past you before I post them.

The ceremony will be held in the parking lot so everyone will have to look the other way.

You’re harping on the wrong clause. Hodge is just saying that nobody has ever had drugs be their friend. Inanimate object make terrible friends. I should know. I’m so lonely.

I demand better.

Are they?

hockey>0 = too much hockey

Can’t wait until Will Grigg blows all our minds by completely obliterating the transfer record set by Pogba.