You mean twin windows?

That is an excellent Hawk Harrelson burn.

I believe ambient sound is on option on MLB.TV. It’s the only way to watch White Sox road games. But there’s some weird filter on this that makes it sound like the chorus of the damned.

White people are watching Cycling on NBC Sports, not ESPN.

How bad he makes Buffalo look is about the closest thing he’s ever done to accurate reporting.

okay Alex. Thanks for chiming in today.

Goose Gossage: (has aneurysm)

-Oscar’s Legs

There are two types of people: those who can extrapolate from incomplete data.

He cycled all the time in his playing days

Typical of soccer to have an important match decided in a shootout.

Feeling pretty Sikma to my stomach about this

On the plus side, the team now knows where to find a quality Fwd: FW: FWD:

Death from vodka, of course, being a “clear circumstance”

Hey now, they’re doing better than they were 15 or so years ago: As I remember, complications from alcoholism used to be #2.

Fwd: fwd: fwd: fwd: Re: fwd: the blood was actually just paint

You, sir, are a fucking moron.

I could say something political, I could make a joke, but really I’m just fucking tired of people killing one another for any reason.

Well, if we consult the McCann Convention, I’m sure all of the following would be violations: Smiling, laughing, displaying admiration and respect for an opponent’s achievement, acknowledging implicitly that playing baseball can be fun, and having a name that ends in one of them funny foreign letters like ‘Z’.