agirlnamedpete
agirlnamedpete
agirlnamedpete

“Gucci gang, Gucci Gang, Gucci Gang, Gucci Gang, Gucci Gang, Gucci Gang, Gucci Gang”

He was a really good player who deserves the HOF. He is also the most insufferable buffoon this side of Trump.  

This was the best halftime show ever, period. I’m not sure it’s even close.

Some believe that “For sale. Baby shoes. Never worn.” is the saddest story told in six words.

You’re referring to the NYJ franchise correct?

Here I was all excited, thinking it was about Swearingen, not Swearinger.

He actually currently lives in Omaha of all places so I guess...Birmingham Alabama?

Oh my goodness, I can’t even comprehend these trade proposals. Is Simmons just simulating these on 2k?

Too drunk to do the math, but weight is huge in the animal kingdom. Nobody fucks with a fully grown hippo, rhino, giraffe, or elephant because they are just too damn big. Even for a whole bunch of fully grown lions or a very large pack of hyenas. Hell, the only thing that fucks with a fully grown Nile Croc in Africa

Unfortunately, most of recent history shows us that the bears don’t make a good team.

I’m just impressed that you took the time to count up the rats, but not the number of zeros...

Scientists tell us that an alligator will not observe you until later; whereas a crocodile will do so after a while.

Mayo is good, but butter is better. Butter kicks ass. When I die I want my corpse slathered in the best butter my (hopefully) grieving relatives can afford and then burned in the open air for all to witness.

“May God one day grant us all the self-assurance necessary to do whatever the real-life equivalent of joining a 73-win team is, and then proceed to lecture people about not working hard enough.”

For me it’s more like watching the Honky Tonk Man, in that both he and his manager are blatantly cheating and NOBODY IS DOING ANYTHING TO STOP THEM no matter how much I yell at my TV.

Me and every other Vikings fan

The Pats could have brought a fan onto the field during play, shot them, and still have the refs give the Jags a penalty.

BORTLES!!!!!!