Deadspin Would Attack The Patriots If They Were Socialist is some high-grade Kinja

“Patriot of the Week” sounds like some fake MAGA-style award for school children.

“The Fertile Octogenarian” was my alternative kinja name.

No one likes you.

Not West Virginia. Everybody knows miners can’t give consent.

No.

Girlfriend and some friends want to see it, so I’m going tonight. And this comment fascinates me more than any trailer. More excited now than ever.

For the second consecutive New Year’s Day, Arizona Arians lose one of their own.

As a white Buffalonian (?) I love Tyrod Taylor. Trying to explain to my friends and Family, that no, he is a phenomenal QB, has become tiresome. I would love to believe that it has nothing to do with race, but thats probably me just being way too hopeful.

THIS GUY JON GRUDEN, I CALL HIM DONALD TRUMP BECAUSE HE’S FALLEN UP INTO A JOB HE DOESN’T REALLY WANT AND IT’LL PROBABLY END IN DISASTER.

Sean McDermott always knew that a white quarterback would get the Bills to the playoffs.

This is elite level gold digger - she gets pregnant, transfers the embryo to her sister, both get child support.

I’m most impressed by the 4 kids with 5 women statistic.

“Hey Giants, the best way to get rid of Apple cancer is chemotherapy. Trust me on this…”

Okay, Ron.

A-Rod isn’t a bitch like KD cmon now.

And a holiday mashup gift for all