Counter theory and future blind item, Jake is Becky with the good hair.
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A colleague once asked what was wrong with my ears. Same answer: the 90s. I had my ears pierced a hundred time - thanks, 90s!
I recently found a packet of black light hair gel in my bathroom at my parents’ house that has definitely been there since 1998.
I’m imagining some kine of smartphone app. Like a Fitbit. Spermbit.
Just wait until he sells the patent to Microsoft.
As a food scientist, I can tell you that sex is extremely important in food preparation. It’s not a matter of gender; it’s entirely biological. A few science facts:
My sister: I’m thinking of getting Elf on the Shelf for the kids, what do you think?
I’m confused - are these supposed to be Christmas gifts? Wedding gifts? Bridal shower gifts? Or gifts just because she’s a bride-to-be and you have a shitload of disposable income to spend on her?
One company party lead off auspiciously when, within the first half-hour, I fell down the stairs of the restaurant and knocked over a candle, setting a small section of the table on fire. This, however, did not stop my urge to down expensive alcohols on the company dime.
This story coincidentally is one of the memories I am going to get EMDR for soon, so I can Men-in-Black that shit from my brain.
“What The Fuck Australia” should be their national motto.
Given everything that asswipe of an ex put her through she can post obnoxious pictures of this wedding forever as far as I’m concerned.
The hair and the makeup - Delta Burke, Designing Women
If you can get depression there, you can get depression anywhere.
*Stefan voice* This video has everything: metallic lipstick, marionettes, dancers in Ikea organizers, nail technicians, mirrored hoodies, and breakdancers on hover boards.
If I were a very wealthy woman, I would have employed you to help my daughter during her constantly constipated first year of life. Did you know poop can come out crumbly dry and basically fossilized? Fun fact!
So, you’re the baby-poop whisperer? There’s probably, actually a really decent market for such a skill. Parents get desperate.