web.whatsapp.com is down.

See here - I want that Gold and Blue number from the last pic. BUT the problem is I will never look like this model. Never Ever. If they could sell me the body to go with the outfit I would totes be down for it.

Appropriate responses to a child fidgeting with their shoe strap:
- ask quietly if the shoe is bothering the child and figure out a solution
- offer the child something else to occupy their hands like silly putty
- offer the child the opportunity to take a short walk to say the main office to deliver a note so the child…

I am TOTES ready to see this and I am NOT a sci-fi girl.

I bought my house because it is 1.5 blocks from two train lines. They have been taking one or the other down on the weekends for the last year. I know they will be taking it down again after the L train to fix the underwater tunnels. I’m terrified that my commute will go from 60 minutes to 2+ hours and will involve a…

Now *I* need tissues.

Also, since I see Kara Brown is not on one of these teams, I am FULLY expecting that at least one event will be throwing shade and Kara will be the judge (and jury).

Waiting for the inevitable post from HamNo stating why both the Rio Olympics and the Gawker Olympics are [choose as many as you like]:

ONLY in Philly, will you get a statement from the Mayor’s office that uses the phrase “screwing around.”

I was all ready to start crying “NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! MY CHILDHOOD!!!”

Did the dems look for a candidate from The Joe Biden School for Vice Presidency?

Your dad is a CLASS ACT.

This is very exciting news.

Well done. But now that court is in session can we please talk about today’s earlier article about Mariah?

wait - did I merit to somehow get out of the greys? ZOMG.

Somebody get Kara Brown and convene shade court STAT.

I know this might never be seen by the author or editors, but I have to say this chain of posts has been some of the most incredible, powerful, moving, and REAL posts on Jezebel. Quality writing, spoken straight from the heart. As someone in a different program there is so much here that speaks to addiction,…

that’s what I said!

I did not make it even 45 seconds in before I had to shut it off. #imanold

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