Well done. But now that court is in session can we please talk about today’s earlier article about Mariah?

wait - did I merit to somehow get out of the greys? ZOMG.

Somebody get Kara Brown and convene shade court STAT.

I know this might never be seen by the author or editors, but I have to say this chain of posts has been some of the most incredible, powerful, moving, and REAL posts on Jezebel. Quality writing, spoken straight from the heart. As someone in a different program there is so much here that speaks to addiction,…

that’s what I said!

I did not make it even 45 seconds in before I had to shut it off. #imanold

Dear interviewee:

It depends on what you want. Best is “european hair” if you want a blonde. Shevy, freeda, miri, renaissance are all brands that allegedly are good for blondes. I’m personally a 4 (dark brown). Your local jewish orthodox community will always have a good sheitel Macher(wig stylist). There’s a also a new website where…

Jia, you can spend $2000 one time and get a blond wig so good most people won’t notice. #wearingawigfor17years

Wait - Fark.com is still a thing?

I feel like a I get a free pass. As an orthodox Jew, I wear a skirt all the time, and it automatically is considered “more” then regular clothing. ie you can’t wear jeans, but I can wear a jean/denim skirt and that’s okay. Also for ease of life I own about 12 black skirts in varying materials, from knee length to…

Totes in my budget, but not in my size ;)

FYI according to Billboard, this a Dolce & Gabbana and can be purchased now.

Remember that Jenna Marbles video about what your makeup means, and she says when you’re wearing glitter eyeshadow it means either “I’m 12, I’m Kesha, or I’m a hooker.” That’s what came to mind when I saw this video.

I am pretty sure my mother owned this dress in the 70s. That being said, I WANT. The sequins are the best part. And the skirt. And the EVERYTHING.

Basically he looks like a member of the boy bands of the 80, 90s and aughts. Back street, nsync, NKOTB, New Edition, who else? In fact I’m pretty sure I’ve seen this haircut in a boy band member in every decade since the 80s.

Video is private.

#boofuckinghoo

It’s almost 20 years since I became religious and gave up the glorious trayf that is the Egg McMuffin. I’ve developed a reversion to ham and pork products, to lobster and shrimp, but G-d help me I still crave those damn Egg McMuffins.

I’m kind of shocked by my initial response to this article - which was basically, “WHAT? NO.” And then I stepped back and thought, if it can be done in Israel, where (almost) everyone performs some sort of national service either in the military or through other channels, then it can be done here. Certainly it would…