C’mon man, that’s not fair. Sox fans can’t write.

I think we can rule out Derrick as a suspect if you just review his shooting percentage

Seriously?! Isn’t the whole point of a backpack that you can just strap it to the kid’s back and it won’t be a problem unless you fill it with bricks? I mean, you can even run around and play with one of those things on when you’re too young for textbooks!

I see where he picked up the habit: