“And we Egyptians of today have no cultural, racial or ethnic relationship to the Egyptians of seven thousand years ago. But we wear western clothes, and shoes, without even a hint of the culture from which they come.”

We Egyptians have never been humiliated before during our seven thousand years of civilisation.

Painful and embarrassing is right. Took the Arab Spring right out of his step.

Intercontinental tag team champions: US AND UK!!

Shit defending, but every defender in the league thinks the Count is going to cut inside and try and fire one far post, because that is what he does. Not this time.

Moyes had a contract that made it cheaper to terminate if United were mathematically eliminated from Champions League places. Wouldn't surprise me if Van Gaal had something similar and the board is just waiting for that to happen.

+1 for the McMahon Strut.

Yeah, that was interesting. I don’t blame Giggs though for trying to force the issue a bit; the apparent flirtations with Mourinho over the past few months has to annoy him since he’s been in the process of “being groomed” to eventually take over for a good little while now.

As an LFC supporter we all noticed and we all laughed. Clearly LVG is done with this team and it’s hilarious

Van Gaal is finished after this embarassment

This is great news for Manchester United because now they can focus on finishing top 6 in the league and getting back to the UEFA Cup.

This is the best answer to that question. Some of those bible girls are freaks too. I think they probably flick the bean to Jesus.

It got much better for a while - thinking around 10 years ago - and it’s now really bad again (at least what I’ve heard from some friends of mine who live there). 20%+ unemployment has horrible consequences.

This is horrible behavior by shitty people. That said, for some reason Madrid is full of beggars...unlike anything you see in New York or Chicago or London or Paris (at least, that’s was how it was in 2002 when I spent a few months in Madrid). A lot of young mothers with multiple children wailing at you every 10…

This is the one time when Italians throwing bananas on the field would be acceptable.

Seeing Danny Welbeck referred to as “Welbz” might be one of the most infuriating Kinjas I’ve ever read.

I nearly spit up my 7th cup of coffee when Pochettino put Kane in with the score already 3-0. He clearly does not know that God hates Tottenham. Kane is lucky he didn’t break an ankle taking a throw in.

Everyone thinks they are tougher with drugs in their system. You ever want to feel like Jackie Chan, take on a heavily intoxicated person while you are sober. I did a round of shore patrol and it was interesting.

I used to work behind a bar. Worst night of my life outside of the military, I was bar-tending and a very pregnant, very drunk woman stumbled in on a Tuesday afternoon. I refused her service, primarily because she was so intoxicated. I was still setting up for the night and I grabbed a case to move to the back. I cut…

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