If someone called me Old Big Prick I would take it as a compliment not expect an apology, Italians are weird.

Does having a weird tasting dick make one a homosexual?

Is there an optional Black-In clause, allowing Miami fans to opt-in to a voluntary black-out restriction for Marlins games in South Florida? We’d love that down here

The most amazing thing about this is that it is not Mario Balotelli.

League has 13 players & Union has 15. They’re quite different in rules, style of play and set pieces. I suggest this as a quick review:

Pedantic pedantry - union and league are separate codes of the same sport.

There are a lot of bands in Japan that wouldn’t pass the smell test in the States thanks to dubious names. Two off the top of my head: NoGod and Sambo Master.

Exactly and thank you. They should be, based on their potential, be middle of the table at least every year.

I've always thought of him as more of a Paul Scholes type of player. But taller. And without the red hair. Or any hair.

As a Geordie it was a blessing to see him forcing passes through the defenders instead of out to the wingers. I hope this works out well because we need something to save us from relegation

Yeah you’ve pretty much just nailed it.

“Philandering is bad, but sometimes you just want to fuck something. She was in the hotel room, so I didn’t think twice about it.”

none taken

If you think that’s bad, you’ve obviously not paid enough attention to Everton’s long history of horrible away kits.

2 goals in 45 minutes after 1 in the previous 92 matches. Not too bad. Kid’s got a ton of promise. If anything good came of Southampton selling everybody to Liverpool, JWP’s development was hastened. We will all be the benefit of that.

The best players take free kicks because they’re fucking hard to do. Just admit you know nothing about soccer and either learn or ignore these posts.

Yep. Dwight Howard’s career 57.1% free throw percentage agrees with you.

If you give the best players of any other sport a free shot, they’ll bury it every time.

I have no problem with trash talking on the field. But when you play for a club of Barca’s stature, there’s a certain level of decorum expected in public remarks. It doesn’t personally offend me, it’s just not very becoming from a club that takes pride in being classy and largely above the fray. Goading the opposing…