Fuck all of this shit..... what the fuck is with those black pitch markings?!.

I disagree. You can get a straight red for handball in and outside the area depending on the scenario, just like you can for tackles and violent acts. It should be downgraded because it's in the area? I'm sure you're aware that retrospective banning doesn't normally happen if a yellow is given as FAs normally deem the…

Why don't you think that both can exist at the same time. Deliberate handballs, like last-man failed attempts at tackling can be a red outside the area. If it's a red outside, its definitely a red inside the area. I'm all for treating deliberate cheating in the harshest terms.

You're missing out some factors here and may be unaware that you can get a red for intentionally handling the ball. Iniesta appeared to genuinely reach for the ball, he was in the area, he stopped a cross to an open, unmarked teammate and that player would likely had an unrestricted goal-scoring opportunity had the…

‘Much weaker’? How exactly would one quantify that?

This is how you throw a game as a goalie (actually, not if you want to get away with it).

Whilst it probably is low profile enough to be a throwable game, that just seems like too hard an opportunity to finish deliberately. If he was going to throw the game, or let a certain amount of goals in, then I don’t think that that's how he'd achieve it.... flap at a cross, gift a penalty, miskick it to a player…

They are designed that way. I think that they argue about trade-offs.... More electricity used isn't as bad as using more water, etc.

I work for one of the UK’s largest online retailers of white goods and Whirlpool have just bought Hotpoint/Indesit before discovering that a few models of their dryers have a design flaw increasing the chances of them bursting into flames! Modification only, no recall....

As someone who only ever sees the US national team at World Cups (pretty much), what the actual fuck?

De Gea has kept them alive in so many games it was weird to a) see him fuck up and b) fuck up in such a way that United were sank by it.

What gets me though is that they want to save money by having that clause (which hurts them as they suffer bad results and don't try to turn it around by getting someone new), yet overpay on shite players. The fucking Fellaini deal where they paid a few million more than his timed buy out clause, for example.

EDIT: Found it!!...

I tried to get the version with Rodgers’ head super-imposed on top, but alas it was not to be.

Unless you specify that this attitude was restricted to 60s/70s programming then you’re really talking out of your arse and are either lying or are ill-informed. Whilst I accept that the Irish haven’t always been looked fondly upon in television and print media, you must also appreciate the impact of the IRA on the…

He’s never struck me as ever having the stones to be that guy though. It’s always seemed like it was foist upon him and he just went with it. If I take my Liverpool blinkers off for a second, then it’s the kind of shit I’d rally behind as a United fan but I also think it’s a bit direspectful to the guy he’s beneath…

Ohh, it’s absolutely glorious!

You are of course correct, but i hope the board keep him on. So good.

What a time to be alive! :D

‘Et tu, Giggs-e’